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OJ Simpsons lawyer tells his client. "I've got good news and bad news."

OJ says, "Tell me the bad news"

Lawyer "Well you know the glove, well they found yours and Nicole's blood on it.

OJ "OH thats bad."

Lawyer "there's more, they DNA matched the blood on your steering wheel and on your sneakers with yours and Nicole's"

OJ "OH thats really bad, I guess I'm in deep trouble.

Whats the good news?."

Lawyer " The blood tests showed that you have a really low cholesterol level"

Simon Strauss


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