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The Check Up
A husband had a doctor's appointment and wanted his wife
to accompany him. After the doctor examined the husband, he spoke to
his wife. The doctor said, "Your husband has a life-threatening
illness that needs special treament and if he doesn't get it, he
could die". The wife replied, "What is it I can do to help my husband
recover?" The doctor said:
1. Every day you must make him a good breakfast and send him off to
work in a good frame of mind;
2. Fix him a healthy lunch, when he comes home at noon and give him
peace and quiet and send him back to work in a happy frame of
mind;
3. When he comes home at night, fix him a wonderful meal with all his
favourite foods. Don't ask him to help with household chores and
don't complain;
4. Make sure that he is satisfied sexually several times a week in
order that he is happy and contented.
When the husband and wife were driving home, the husband turned to
his wife and asked, "what did the doctor say about my check-up?"
"You're gonna die", she replied.
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