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A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is
having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?
The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had
died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends
him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes
into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another
nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that
he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son
that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes
into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another
nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that
he had dreamt that his daddy had died. The father assures the son
that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The
next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die.
After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a
collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food
poisoning. He
avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at
every noise,starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon
walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he
proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, this morning the milkman
dropped dead on the front steps!".
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