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George was having trouble with lower abdominal pain and Mildred
brought him in to see me. George was rather deaf, and the history was
relayed back and forth between the three of us. His complaints were
rather vague and variable and the diagnosis was unclear.
"George", I said, "I'd like to run a few tests. Tomorrow, I want you
to drop in a sample of your urine, a sample of your faeces, and a
sample of your semen"
"Eh ?", said George loudly.
Mildred shouted in his ear. "Don't worry George - 'e just wants us to
bring your pyjama pants in in the morning!"
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