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The Lord's Prayer
A representative of a fried chicken chain had an audience with the Pope, and asked if he would change the Lord's Prayer for $5 million. The specific change: replace "daily bread" with "daily chicken." An annoyed pope asked the man to leave.
A month later, the offer was upped to $100 million, but again it was denied. Several months passed and the rep made a final offer: $1 billion. The pope said he'd discuss it with the cardinals. Pre-facing the request, the pope told the group that he had both good and bad news.
"The good news is we have a chance to make $1 billion," the pontiff said. "The bad news is we may lose the Wonder Bread account."
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